- Hark, The Victoria's Secret "Angels" Sing - Actually, singing is not their strong suit, but we love to watch them try.
- Frosty the Beverage - For a Happy, Jolly Soul, Try dipping your French Fries in it.
- Do You Phone What iPhone? Can you hear what I hear Now? Good.
- Wii Three Kings - Because Who wants Frankincense and Myrhh, anyway?
- The Little "Guitar Hero" Boy - Rocking until that Stable Becomes Unstable!
- The 120 Days of Christmas - ...49 Computers Computing, 48 Microwaves Microwaving, 47...
- Go Rest at Merry Cinnabon - And let absolutely nothing you dismay.
- O Little Town of pets.com - dreaming a "Deep and Dreamless Sleep" now.
- Rudolph, The Red Bull Reindeer - It gave him wings!
- EBay in a manger - Auction for "Bethlehem Hotel Room" closes in 0d, 0h, 5m, 24s.
Wednesday, November 28, 2007
If You've Seen One Food Court, You've Seen A Mall
Over-Commercialized Thanksmas Carols