Wednesday, November 28, 2007

If You've Seen One Food Court, You've Seen A Mall

Over-Commercialized Thanksmas Carols
  1. Hark, The Victoria's Secret "Angels" Sing - Actually, singing is not their strong suit, but we love to watch them try.
  2. Frosty the Beverage - For a Happy, Jolly Soul, Try dipping your French Fries in it.
  3. Do You Phone What iPhone? Can you hear what I hear Now? Good.
  4. Wii Three Kings - Because Who wants Frankincense and Myrhh, anyway?
  5. The Little "Guitar Hero" Boy - Rocking until that Stable Becomes Unstable!
  6. The 120 Days of Christmas - ...49 Computers Computing, 48 Microwaves Microwaving, 47...
  7. Go Rest at Merry Cinnabon - And let absolutely nothing you dismay.
  8. O Little Town of pets.com - dreaming a "Deep and Dreamless Sleep" now.
  9. Rudolph, The Red Bull Reindeer - It gave him wings!
  10. EBay in a manger - Auction for "Bethlehem Hotel Room" closes in 0d, 0h, 5m, 24s.

3 comments:

Jerm said...

Did you come up with that?

If so, nice job.

Anonymous said...

Well done, oh Wordsmith

mommasee

Frank Gibson said...

Yes, I wrote this post myself. It is sad that I have to say that. I thought briefly about claiming credit for it up front, but then thought that would be tooting my own horn a little too much. But then again, most of what we see on the web is recycled material from some other source. Maybe I will go get a creative commons license for this post, before I see it on a t-shirt.