Ok... I have a setup for a joke in need of a punchline. I submit to you, my readers, the following question:
We all know what the stereotypical "Mid-life Crisis" looks like. The Man, who has worked to build a career and a family over the last 20 years or so, when his hair starts thinning and he needs Viagra, suddenly blows his savings on a sportscar and starts having an affair with his secretary.
My question is: What do poor people, who can't afford a sportscar, and don't have secretaries, do for their Mid-Life Crises?
Keep in mind this is a joke, so I am looking for funny answers to this question...
Any Ideas, Humor Consumers?