Wednesday, December 5, 2007

Finally! A Handle For My Pop-Tart!

We here at The Daily Blog of The Day like to bring to your attention the latest inventions that somebody, somewhere, thought were worth developing into a product. The "Easy-Grip" Coke bottle was the first to be featured in this space.

But there are so many more items out there that are theoretically helpful in some way, that today we are announcing a recurring feature we are calling... FINALLY!

Our 1st, or 2nd, or (If you count the "Corkpops" system) possibly 3rd, featured item of note is the Pop-Tart "Freezer Pop Maker". If you are anything like me, then you love the taste and nutrition of Pop-Tarts, but often wish that they were convenient and/or portable. Especially when frozen.

Well worry no more! Now, for only a few Proofs of Purchase (+$S&H), you can have a blue plastic stick, scientifically engineered for optimum frozen tart holdage, that you will undoubtedly treasure for years to come. Melting Pop-Tart Mess will be a thing of the past, with this terrific new device!

2 comments:

Marsha said...

World Peace, Saving Puppies, Long walks on the Beach...don't know why but that made me smile this morning.

oohhh!! Poptart handle.

Jeremy said...

I must get 12 of these.
Can't go splitting up the multipack.