When Doldrums Attack!

OK, readers... It is clear that I have failed to excite you all with my latest "Post-A-Palooza". Or you failed yo be excited by it. Yes, that's it... You failed! Yeah, I'm gonna' go with that. In case anybody forgot my nifty little edu-taining info-graph from before, here is a section of what the end looked like. The idea was to preemptively fend off any November Doldrums that decided to come sniffing around.

<--Pre-"Palooza" Post-"Palooza"-->

As you can see from my brilliantly executed diagram, Doldrummage was not forestalled by my clever plot. I think Saturday is a bad day to Palooza on.

So, not to rub it in or anything, but you have all failed. Miserably. But don't worry, you can still make it up to me by finding a particularly funny post of mine and sending it to a friend or three. Or by sending me a large wad of cash. Either one will do.