About Me: I am not a Grandmother, and have no plans to become one.
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I'm also a member!
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About Me: Imagine how awesome it would be if Thundercats were allowed to breed with Smurfs. Now double that. That's how awesome I am.
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About Me: I messed With Texas!
TDBotD: Putting The "Blo" Back in "Blog"
About Me: My Thoughts are So Originable, I have to Inventivise Verbitudes that Don't Even Existify!
TDBotD: Often Masticated, Never Expectorated
About Me: I am Awesome, with a Capital "A"! (and a lowercase "wesome")
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About Me: I Caught a Tiger By Its Tail once, And Put It In My Tank. It Was G-R-Reat!!
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About Me: I Received Three Purple Hearts. Not From The Military, From My Cat. I Also Received Some Bluish Lungs.
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About Me: I Am The New Black.
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About Me: I Can't Tell You How Terrific I Am, Because I Don't Know How To Spell "Terrific".
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About Me: I Hate Pina Coladas. I Also Hate Getting Caught In The Rain. And Rupert Holmes, I Hate Him, Too.
TDBotD: Our Writer Would Be On Strike, But He's Self-Employed!
About Me:I Know What Evil Lurks In The Hearts Of Men.
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TDBotD: If Superman Had A Blog, It Would Be Like This.
About Me:When The Moon Hits Your Eye Like A Big Pizza Pie, That Was Me, Not The Moon. I Hit Your Eye. With a Pizza. Sorry!
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About Me: My Love Is Like A Drug. Once You Get A Little Bit, You Gotta Have Some More. Plus, It Makes All Your Hair Fall Out and Rots Your Teeth.
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About Me: I Blinded Myself With Science.